woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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