her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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