theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
