We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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