That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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