Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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