I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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