I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
So. Much. Porn.
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