yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize
