I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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