She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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