Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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