The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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