Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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