I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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