I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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