I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
