Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Randomize
