One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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