Where are you?
In a non slutty way
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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