ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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