In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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