Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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