addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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