Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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