And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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