White coat. Heels.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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