Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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