I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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