Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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