there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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