some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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