Define "chronic" masturbator.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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