I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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