yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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