Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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