im gay
i know
yea but for you.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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