Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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