Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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