we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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