My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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