I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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