So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I believe in your delicious
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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