At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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