you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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