READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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