I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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