They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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