So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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