I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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