like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Drake has all the answers
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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