ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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