whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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