Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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