It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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