I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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