Its about making memories worth repressing
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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