i think i have two assholes
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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