so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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